• Aries:springs out of bed ready to fight someone
• Taurus:rolls out of bed, consumes a hearty breakfast, falls asleep at the table immediately after
• Gemini:probably reads a book while eating breakfast
• Cancer:tries to be one of those people that gets up at 5am to do yoga but falls asleep while doing it
• Leo:blares punk music while getting ready
• Virgo:drinks 500 cups of coffee
• Libra:does a lot of stretching throughout the morning but is pretty calm and usually not too grumpy, albeit a little groggy
• Scorpio:smashes their alarm clock/murders whoever woke them up and goes back to sleep
• Sagittarius:probably didn't even sleep, drinks a Monster on the way out the door to sustain them through the day's adventures
• Capricorn:gets up on time but they're half-asleep until noon
• Aquarius:has a major bed head but probably can't be fucked to fix it
• Pisces:probably stayed up all night playing video games and hits the snooze button 9693002758205566679204 times

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    @misswraith spiritually, you are a Pisces!

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    Honestly this is a little too accurate for comfort. But actually its two monsters, not just one.

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